Number of Dummy spits- 6

Run Report: Female gerbils "It's nice, it's different, it's unusual. REALLY FUCKING BIG ANTS. It went somewhere. 7.3/10"

                        Male Gerbils "Non-standard hash markings -BULLSHIT. A hasher needed to be clairvoyant on this trail. -17/10"

Charges: 
Easy charged Hidden Flagon with being a wanker on trail.  
Other wankers also included C.R.A.F.T, Sex Change, QL, Weatherman, Gerbils and Muscles. 
Crash & Burn charged AB for not being a shoulder to cry on. (Sheesh, get a room you two!) 
SexChange charged Squatter for ditching him in New Zealand. (probably deserved it.)  
Meat 2 Please U charged the hare and Pop Tart for being late to the drink stop, cos they must have gone home for a quickie. 
C&B charged Mixo for cycling in the car lane (1.5m rule??) swiftly followed by HF charging C&B for not running over Mixo.  
Wxman charged Greased Nipple for having lumpy shorts. This of course rebounded. McT then charged Big Boy for laughing at GN’s lumpy, colostomy shorts. 
Other charges were bought forward, some of them I wrote down, some I didn’t. Some of my notes are pure illegible scribble.  Make of that what you will.

Returnees: The female Gerbils, Ankle Biter, Squatter, K-wine, Muscles from Brussels, Sex Ed and Rambo.

Birthdays: Scrotum Biter, Infallible (taken by Seedless)

Anniversaries: 1065- Furballs & Gobbles, 455- hidden Flagon & Soft Centre, 75- SunBean.

Awards: FRB went to Hidden Flagon. Dummy Spit went to the Male Gerbils 4 his shitty run report.

Cracker of the week: went to Ankle Biter for counting the number of dummy spits that occurred. It was 6 by the way. 

Ed. : Maybe I have missed something but I got this 6 weeks after the run ... I know I was in NZ in January but not even NZ is that far behind.